Louis the Cockatiel
When she moved to LA, Kim got a cockatiel and named it “Louis,” with the intention of getting another one and naming it “Clark”. Louis turned out to be such a handful, that Kim never got Clark. Then Louis suddenly started laying eggs and had to be renamed “Louise”. Kim finally had to give Louis away because the bird had free reign of the house—eating most of her books and leaving behind great dollops of doo.